A Realtor’s take on “Million Dollar Listing” Episode 2

Before we get started on any of the characters; let’s talk about the real star of this episode, the Houdini Mansion. The Houdini Mansion is a landmark here in LA, and has been the subject of thousands of rumors of ghosts and magic. It lay vacant for years, and I had no idea it had been renovated. I had to pause my DVR and Google it. It’s true the Houdini Mansion is available to rent as a vacation home.

Again, what’s with Madison’s clients? I would say more, but honestly I’m afraid to. All I can ask is how can you possibly make an offer, where you ask the seller to throw in all the furniture, in addition to a classic car, for 20% under listing price? That’s some ballsy, low balling! I can’t wait to see how the negotiating goes. Also, when they say throw in the furniture, they usually don’t mean to literally throw it in (the pool). Furthermore, it’s surprising that realtors need to instruct their clients, that jumping into a homeowner’s bed, is not appropriate behavior.

This week our friend Ari Gold (Josh Altman,) was forced by his mother, to take a listing for a condo under a million. Poor Ari! Although, honestly, Josh was great in this episode, and really wanted to do the best for his client, which is what being an agent is about. He shows he’s a good guy underneath it all, by taking a pie as commission for his mom’s friend. How about Ruth, 90 years old and a riot; she’s fantastic! Ruth, I wish you good luck in Boston.

I’ll finish off with Josh Flagg, who was relatively humdrum this week compared to the other two agents. He did what he always does, which is why I love him, and comes up with a creative solution to sell a difficult home for a client, who has way too high expectations. A low ball offer by an investor for all cash, with rights to future profits for the seller, could be a good deal for an owner that has creditors on his back. If nothing else, it’s sure creative. Amazingly, Josh is able to sell the deal to god, as he says it’s “god approved,” but unable to close the deal with his client over dinner. I have one question, when did Josh have time to go over the offer with god?

Another great episode; can’t wait to see what happens next.